The results are in, and yes, the fashion industry is taking a beating from the current global economy. This demands creativity from designers, but some have gone the wrong route. Below are some looks from Fall 2009 that suck just as much as the recession!
Dsquared
This may or may not be a picture of Winona Ryder pre-shoplifting arrest. Winona, we feel for you!
Bottega Veneta
This dress in itself is a lesson in anatomy. Breast reduction included.
Central Saint Martins
It appears Little Miss Model had trouble dressing today. A balloon-shoulder dress? No, a jumper. Or perhaps leggings? So she threw all three under a sewing machine and wham, bam, we have an OUTFIT! Crisis averted.
Zac Posen
Channeling the offspring of the Beauty and the Beast.
Paul and Joe
Jessica Simpson (circa that Pepsi commercial), is dat chu?
[images via style.com]